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Macaulay Culkin's Life In Jeopardy Because Of Pizza Band!

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And not because pizza is filled with fat and cholesterol and is bad for you!

Who could've guessed the world of pizza-based rock and punk was so… volatile?

We didn't even know there was a 'world' of such music! And yet when we heard Macaulay Culkin's band hit the scene — The Pizza Underground (new music video HERE) — somehow we knew that they weren't the only ones singing of cheese out there.

Nope, there is at least one other band: Personal and the Pizzas!

And it's that very band that wants to murder all of The Pizza Underground. Well, probably tongue-in-cheek murder, but who knows??

Personal and the Pizzas have been around 2010, and they even make up all their songs. No loose covers.

Here's what they said in a statement about Culkin's band:

“First we’re gonna kill em!

THEN! we’re gonna sue em!

DONT MESS WITH THE F**KIN’ PIZZAS, PR*CK.

I CAN REED MOTHERF**KER

I CAN REED.”

Everything about this is so silly and absurd!

We half wonder if the two bands are in contact and fabricated this whole thing!

AND NOW WE WANT PIZZA!

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One comment to “Macaulay Culkin's Life In Jeopardy Because Of Pizza Band!”

  1. merre says – reply to this


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    old news though. personal and pizzas were making a joke about it, like pizza underground is making joke with us. they all having fun perez. dont bother