You may know Colin Kaepernick as the QB for the San Francisco 49er's.
Or maybe it's as the smoking hot grand wizard boner lord in the realm of our dreams.
[Image via Instagram.]
At least according to his rep!
It was reported that the New York Jets’ Kellen Winslow Jr. got caught masturbaiting at a Target parking lot, but it seems like that’s not the case!
Initially, the New Jersey cops responded to a call from a 58-year-old woman about a man “pleasuring himself” with the window open at 5:30pm.
Apparently she tried to chat with the NFLer about the weather, then saw that he had a boner!!! That's when she made the call.
By the time the cops got there, they found two open Vaseline jars and synthetic weed which had the label “Mr. Happy” but no peen was in sight! The 30-year-old told the PoPo he got turned around while looking for a Boston Market.
Mr. Winslow was only arrested for having the drugs, which he said he uses to relax.
You can imagine how embarrassing this all was for Kellen, so his rep released a statement to clear it up:
"Kellen pulled over to a parking lot to smoke what he thought at the time was a legal substance. He changed his clothes in his vehicle as to not smell like smoke when he returned home. There was absolutely nothing inappropriate that took place and if there was police would have investigated further and charged Kellen which they did not. This will be the only time we will comment on this unfounded and ridiculous claim."
That sounds pretty reasonable, but we still wonder what that woman saw that looked like a penis!
[Image via AP Images.]