A lot of people are gonna feel like this is not alright alright alright!!!
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Usually when it comes to predicting the future with asparagus, the only things that 100% guaranteed is that you're probably going to have some smelly pee!
However, according to this woman there's a whole lot more to the story than we even realize!
Meet Jemima Packington, the world's first and only Asparamancer, meaning she's actually able to predict the future using nothing more then a handful of asparagus!
Yes, this is a real thing!
The process is simple: She casts the veggies (meaning she basically just throws them on the ground), and then "reads" the way they land. And voila, you have your future!
We're not exactly sure how it works. Perhaps she's possessed by some sort of veggie ghost, or is an undercover asparagus wizard? All we DO know is this is pretty darn strange!
Ch-ch-check out Jemima's talents (above)!