And it went down just like everyone thought it would.
Floyd defeated Pacquiao by unanimous decision after going the distance, making ‘Money' Mayweather the official winner.
And his undefeated reign continues...
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We'd call this heartwarming, but that would mean the heat doing the heartwarming would be coming from a jean-melting fart sooo… maybe we'll just call it 'fartwarming!'
The scene: A Taco Bell in Columbus, OH.
The players: Two people, one missed connection.
The catalyst: A MASSIVE, GAG-INDUCING FART!
So he gets on Craigslist to lament about it!
Here's what he wrote:
I don’t know what you ate, it must have been the cheesey gordita supreme, mixed with anal seepage. It smelled like a dead body in a coffin buried 6 feet under. You walked by and I had to step outside in order to breathe. It was ungodly the smell that came from that ass.
If you’re married, I feel sorry for that son of a bitch.
If you’re not married, hit me up for some anal.
I would love to get up in that stanky ass.
We just about threw up in our mouths! Ha!
Well, you can't blame the guy for thinking outside of those buns! We hope it's a match made in dutch-oven heaven!