If you want to try Carl’s Jr.’s new breakfast menu offering, might we suggest you work on your gag reflex first!
Looks like Subway isn't the only ones with a foot long in the fast food biz anymore!
The Big Sausage Breakfast sandwich is "supposedly coming to stores soon" and in an attempt to spread
your legs the news, the restaurant chain "apparently" shot a Super Bowl commercial!
Holy bajeezus is this NSFW!
The spot stars Mexican actress Fernanda Romero not so much eating the sandwich…it’s more like she’s pleasuring it with her mouth!
Wearing some cutoffs, a cowgirl hat and a teeny tiny top, Fernanda tongue jobs the morning meat until it literally shoots a load of white sauce on her rack!
Good morning indeed!
She also gives herself a spanking and tries to swallow as much of the 12-incher as she can!
Sound too good to be true??
There’s no way Carl’s Jr. actually thought this ad would fly with the censors! This isn't even the first time they've had the plug pulled on one of their TV spots. C'mon! Turns out, it's actually just a FAKE and isn't a real Carl's Jr. spot, but that's not stopping us from enjoying it!
But, let's not forget that the burger joint also had commercials starring Paris Hilton and Kate Upton banned from airing during the big game in the past as well!
Just because it isn't really for Carls Jr. and it's too hot for TV doesn't mean it's too hot for you, Perezcious Readers!
Ch-ch-check out the seXXXy video for yourself (above)! It probably won’t make your stomach growl but it’ll DEFINITELY make your pants tighter!
P.S. While you were sucking on some sausages, Carl's Jr. gave us the EXCLUSIVE scoop on this commercial and confirmed that it was a fake, not belonging to them, adding:
"They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. But, we had nothing to do with this spoof ad."
FANTASTIC response!! LOVE IT!
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