We really really hope DMX steps into the ring barking — how terrifying would that be??
It's official: Kanye couldn't be bothered with taking on George Zimmerman in a ridiculous "celebrity" boxing match, so DMX has stepped in with shining gloves to do the honor!
DMX was chosen out of FIFTEEN THOUSAND applicants, which is a number that doesn't shock us. What shocked us was Zimmerman walking free after killing a young man for no reason.
But we digress!
When asked about how he's going to prepare for the match, DMX went balls to the wall and responded with:
"I am going to beat the living f**k out him … I am breaking every rule in boxing to make sure I f**k him right up."
Then he said something about actually pissing on his face!
Whether or not that happens (and we hope it doesn't), we feel like DMX has the passion to be the right choice! LOLz!
Zimmerman's been training for months, but DMX is DMX. We don't care if George is 13 years younger.
The match will be 3 rounds, and a news conference next Wednesday will give us a time and date to watch the spectacle.
We wonder if The Game is disappointed.
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