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We're Not Going To Lie: This Cheeto Looks Like A Dude Masturbating

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There's no way around it.

This is the most shocking revelation to ever come from a bag of Cheetos, and it's coming hard: someone found a Cheeto that looks like a man, standing up, masturbating his tiny Cheeto dong.

No joke.

Here's the NSFW pic:

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And here's the NSFW animation in case you don't see what's clearly in front of you:

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We like to think that there's an employee in the factory secretly sneaking these in while he's supposed to be working. Hopefully they're not modeled after his own likeness!

Gross!

But so delicious!

[Image via Imgur.]

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9 comments to “We're Not Going To Lie: This Cheeto Looks Like A Dude Masturbating”

  1. NoOne says – reply to this


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    Did you really blur out a cheeto dong? That's it. I'm out.

  2. Beaunyc says – reply to this


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    Re: NoOne – LOL

  3. ORIENTALS READ MINDS!! says – reply to this


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    Orientals can hear, and see what you’re visually thinking.
    THIS IS NOT A JOKE OR A MEME! This is the absolute complete truth!!!!
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    Orientals hide their mind reading abilities by having completely expressionless faces so they don’t accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don’t like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Orientals segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
    Orientals also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.
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    All Orientals are keeping their mind reading abilities a secret, they don’t want ANYONE to know they can read minds! They value hiding it more than their own lives!!!
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    Try thinking, and visually picturing things as wild as you can when you are around Orientals, it works if you try enough!!! Also look for Orientals who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.
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    PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!

  4. Yes says – reply to this


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    Re: NoOne – What do you expect from an immature deviant?

  5. Shut up moron says – reply to this


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    Re: ORIENTALS READ MINDS!! – Fuck off, you irritating racist spammer.

  6. Nerd Is the Real Werd says – reply to this


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    Looks like Mr. Hankey doing a wanky

  7. @v@ says – reply to this


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    Re: NoOne – Lol. Cheese doodle.

  8. Oriental says – reply to this


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    Re: ORIENTALS READ MINDS!!

    Yes…. It is true…. And I can see that you're an idiot! Lol. Stop being racist dude. So not this century!! New day and age… Grow up and move on.

  9. Kyle Vagnier says – reply to this


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    Hey, everyone! This is my Cheeto! And for the record, I did eat it. How could one possibly forsee it's Internet fame? Thank you for sharing, Perez! OP: