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I scream, you scream, we all scream BECAUSE THERE’S A NEW ICE CREAM CLEANSE!
If you were wary of juice cleanses because they lack food, then we have a solution for you.
Kippy’s Ice Cream Shop in El Lay offers a four-day raw, vegan ice cream cleanse! The $240 program gives you five pints of their yummy ice cream, which is enough for four days. And believe it or not, you’ll only be taking in about 1,000 to 1,200 calories a day!
It sounds too good to be true. Yet, it's REAL!
There are cleansing benefits, which Kippy’s explains, saying:
“Raw saturated fat is nothing short of a miracle worker in the human body. It helps us digest, repairs the gut, feeds the brain, boosts the metabolism and is a powerful agent of detoxification. Raw saturated fat from the meat of organic coconuts pressed in-house is the main ingredient of Kippy’s! Ice Cream, and the magic behind our first ever Ice Cream Cleanse.”
If you’re still reading this, then you probably haven’t really been reading it because zOMG ICE CREAM CLEANSE!
Would U try it???