Nobody ever tells you that truly vintage things are actually old and less reliable than brand new things made to look vintage.
Harry Styles, bless his handsome-ass soul, found this out the hard way. Now the only One Direction he's going is to the mechanic's.
Let us paint you a picture:
Harry had just been bombarded by the paps after leaving Craig's in West Hollywood when he decided he needed some freedom. Should he go skydiving? Tame a wild horse and ride it through the countryside?
No, not old-school enough… and too old-school, respectively. He needed a happy medium.
Then it hit him right between those beautiful green eyes: A MOTORCYCLE.
But it had to be vintage, because his tattoos wouldn't go with anything other than something trendy! Plus, it has to match his vintage Mercedes too! Obv!
So he went and he bought one, hopped on, and it immediately broke down. The mistake he made is that it was actually, really, seriously vintage.
That's when he called roadside assistance AAA, who picked up both him and his bike — and he was able to reflect on his decisions while sitting in the cab:
And reflect he did.
Where could he find a horse to tame?
[Image via FameFlynet Pictures.]
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