This is incredibly sad!
Last night, former President George H.W. Bush was taken by ambulance to Houston Methodist Hospital after experiencing a shortness of breath.
According to spokesman Jim McGrath, George W. Bush's father:
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We've seen bigger wieners before, but we're not sure we've seen bigger corndogs!!
The Arizona Diamondbacks might not be the best baseball team out there (though they're totally decent! A World Series in 2001 isn't anything to scoff at!), but they've got one thing that other ball clubs don't have: AN 18 INCH CORN DOG.
They call it the D-Bat Dog and holy crap do we want to put in our mouths!
Yeah, we won't be able to fit the WHOLE thing in our mouths, but that'll just prolong the experience! LOLz!
Here's what ESPN's Darren Rovell had to say about it:
FIRST LOOK: @dbacks new D-bat Dog (18 inch corn dog stuffed w/cheese & bacon w/side of fries ($25)
Sorry, it's hard to type with all this drool.
Anyway — if we were in a baseball stadium about to have a baseball experience, we'd totally want to try one of these!
It ISN'T, however, something we'd want to eat every day! Looks pret-ty unhealthy!
We hope they don't actually hit pitches with it!
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