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Is The "Madness" In March Madness About Vasectomies?! Sounds Like MORE Men Get Snipped This Time Of Year!

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It's THAT time of year, we guess??

Right around the time their favorite college team cut down the nets, more men are actually focused on cutting something on themselves!

Turns out the number of vasectomies SKYROCKETS during the month of March!

One doctor in Ohio recently explained how he performs more dude-tube tying procedures right before March Madness than ANY other time during the year!

Similar numbers were seen throughout the country, with one specialist saying he performs 40 or 50 MORE vasectomies right before the basketball tourney begins!

That’s a lot of ball clipping!

The surgery (which snips the vas deferens and prevents sperm from being released) usually lays a guy up in bed for 2 to 3 days. So the docs estimate most men want something to watch on TV!

What better than a 68-team bball tournament with nearly 12 hours of television coverage a day!

So even though basketball can never end in a tie, millions of men’s nuts will this month!

Enjoy the games, boys!

Just make sure to ice those downstairs danglers! Ouch!

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