And it went down just like everyone thought it would.
And his undefeated reign continues...
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Yeah, science bitch! Boo, science bitch!
Macphallen Kuwale was a science teacher in Cardiff, Wales until Thursday afternoon, which is when his district's General Teaching Council voted to ban him from the classroom indefinitely!
Whoa! Did he deny evolution? Diss the Big Bang? Roll his eyes at climate change?! What could Macphallen have done to receive such an unfavorable ruling!?
As it turns out, the terribly misguided teacher was running a cocaine lab out of his house! Cops busted him and seized equipment capable of producing $1.5 mil worth of coke!!!
It's like Breaking Bad set in Wales, but with cocaine instead of meth! And no Jesse! Or magnets!
Then again, maybe Aaron Paul wasn't necessary as this dude was certainly feeling the Need for Speed already!
Macphallen was sentenced by the real courts already and will spend 3.5 years or so in jail. Those cops who arrested him weren't done yet, though - they also came to speak before the teaching council.
One officer recalled:
"Kuwale was heavily involved in the supply of cocaine. He was involved in street level dealing as well as a sophisticated wholesale operation. It was totally unusual. It is not something that you come across every day."
It's a classic case of life imitating art imitating very bad decision making!