A Utah woman named Cameo Crispi is in a fair amount of trouble after she tried to set fire to her ex-boyfriend's house.
Not only is that just a plain old bad idea, but Crispi actually tried to use bacon to burn her ex's house down. That's so awful but also soooo hilarious!
You know, because her name is Crispi! And bacon can be served "cripsy!" Get it?! LOLz!
She's charged with all sorts of crimes: arson, assault by a prisoner, interfering with an arresting officer, electronic communication harassment, intoxication and burglary!
That's a whole lotta crime!
Apparently her ex called the cops, complaining about her repeatedly calling and texting him, and then he told them he wanted her out of his house.
When cops arrived at his place, they could see smoke coming out the front door. Crispi was inside, super drunk with a blood-alcohol content of 0.346! There was a wood stove left open inside, hot coals were on the floor and the bacon was just sitting on a cookie sheet on top of a stove burner, set to high.
The cops took her away after putting out the burning, smoking bacon.
At the hospital, she told doctors she was trying to start a fire to get back at her ex.
We're super glad his house didn't burn down and that her name was so coincidentally funny.
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