From the company who brought you bacon scented shaving cream, there’s now a diet for pork lovers!
J&D Foods has released two new drinks that will get you in shape just in time for Spring!
Your options are: BaconTrim™ For A Sizzling Hot Body and J&D’s GravyTrim™ Gravy Your Way To A Better You .
Sound disgusting? Just wait!
J&D’s also encourages you to stop working out and rely on their drinks to shed the pounds, saying:
“Science has shown that 8 out of 10 dieters fail to keep the weight off. Why? Because their diets force them to eat less of what they love and more of what they hate. J&D’s Foods is about to change that. Our solution is simple and proven – instead of fighting against people’s natural tendencies to cover everything in Bacon and Gravy, we’re embracing it.
Many researchers point to exercise as the key factor in sustained weight loss. We at J&D’s Foods scoff at this notion and believe that a difficult regimen of exercise can be substituted with the ease and deliciousness of Bacon and Gravy flavored weight loss shakes.”
If you’re sold on this, um, tasty, diet, then each 10-pack is only $19.99 each!
Get to sippin’!
[Image via J&D Foods.]