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Canadian Dentist Who Paid $33,000 For John Lennon's Tooth Plans To Clone The Beatle And Do WHAT With Him?!

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We've heard of obsessive Beatles fans, but this is too much!

A dentist from Alberta, Canada named Michael Zuk paid about $33,000 or so for a tooth two years ago.

But this wasn't just any old tooth!

This was the old tooth of John Lennon! That's right! The Imagine, I Am The Walrus, A Day In The Life, Strawberry Field Forever, Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds, John mother f**ing Lennon!

But Michael Zuk doesn't plan to make John's tooth a necklace or anything. Although that plan would surely be less creepy than the one that he's talking about now!

Here's what the dentist's goal is — Michael Zuk said:

"My goal is to own John Lennon's DNA."

IF he acquires John's DNA, he wants to use it for cloning purposes, and raise a cloned John Lennon as his own son! And although we're not sure if Canada will let him do that - Zuk is not deterred. When asked about the legality of his plan, Zuk said:

"Depends where you do these things. If it can't be done in one country you can do these things in another."

Once this cloned John Lennon is an actual thing, Zuk will give his "son" guitar lessons, and find out if he's got the skills that the original one had!

But with a few modded features, of course! He said:

"He would still be his exact duplicate but you know, hopefully keep him away from drugs and cigarettes, that kind of thing."

What. The. Funky. What???

We love how this dude's already thinking about his John Lennon clone's health!

Obviously if Mr. Zuk can afford to spend $33,000 on a tooth, he must be a pretty successful dentist.

But probably all and any celebrities should go to a different dentist if they can. This one may claim you have a "cavity", pull that sucker out, and try to clone YOU later on!

Ridiculous and yet kind of frightening.

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