What's better than having diarrhea and throwing up at the same time?
Basically everything ever. Let's rephrase: What's WORSE than having diarrhea and throwing up at the same time?
Having diarrhea and throwing up at the same time while trapped on a cruise ship.
This isn't the first time we've heard of a Nightmare Diarrhea Cruise Ship, and it most definitely won't be the last.
A cruise ship, The Crown Princess, was struck with an outbreak of what's believed to be norovirus.
Originally, about 37 people had reported being sick while on the ship. Now, 66 passengers and 17 crewmen are sick and isolated to their cabins on the ship.
That's a pretty huge jump especially because it happened between Monday and Wednesday! Norovirus sounds contagious as shizz!
WHY HAVEN'T THEY CANCELED THE CRUISE YET??
The ship has been all over the Cali coast from SF to SD and now it's headed for LA!
The ship's staff has disinfected door handles and surfaces, but we feel that it might be best to just Titanic the whole thing. Once the passengers disembark safely and are quarantined of course.
Check out the video (below) to learn a little more about this awful, gross cruise!
[Image via AP Images.]