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This just in!
Danny DeVito’s eyes are working just fine!
How do we know? Well, the Always Sunny star just admitted to reporters that he’s a huge fan of David Beckham’s butt!
Join the club, buddy! We’re the president!
While walking the red carpet this week at the premiere of the new FX series Fargo, Danny got asked about Beck’s new endorsement deal with Haig Club Scotch.
DeVito knows all about the liquor biz since he owns his own line of limoncello!
"The guy's the underwear guy, right? Beckham? The guy with the great ass? Yeah, I know the guy.”
So does Danny have any advice for David as he prepares for this new gig?
Indeed he does!
"The only thing I would say is, 'David, keep your pants off.’"
You’re a wise man, Mr. DeVito! Please oh please take his advice, David!
Here’s the real shocker though - Danny didn’t even know David was a soccer star! All he knew him as was a Grade A beefcake!
After those around him explained how Beckham used to bend it out on the football field, Danny admitted:
"David Beckham is a soccer star? Are you kidding me? I thought he was just one of those, you know, beefcake guys! Are you serious?”
Well, look. Danny wouldn’t be the first to recognize Beck’s ass before his balls.
Soccer balls, that is. We’re sure DeVito loves David’s actual balls too!
Ch-ch-check out some of Beckham's best undie shots below!
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