Fit momma drama!
Ch-ch-check out the offending pic (below) and then see what Stage had to say about it:
If only there was some way he could have been forewarned about this!
Jokes aside, this is REALLY sad!
A 26 year-old Texas man was found dead inside an industrial sized fortune cookie dough mixer at Wonton Food Corporation in Houston. It seems that the man was operating the machinery and he may have accidentally fell in and died.
The authorities, however, do not suspect any foul play!
Should you have any doubts as to how terrible his death most likely was, THIS is what an industrial sized dough mixer in action looks like…
Yikes! If only he'd eaten one of his own products, then maybe he would have seen this coming!
What an awful way to die. Poor guy!
Our thoughts and prayers are with his family!