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The New Use For Botox Is So Awesome, You’re Gonna Cream Your Jeans! Actually, No You Won’t

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For a quarter of a century, Botox has had one job - helping the women of Bravo and America reduce the wrinkles on their faces!

But now, the cosmetic toxin is going to be used on dudes too! But not on their necks, cheeks and foreheads. Nope, they’re shooting the stuff right into their d*cks!

Umm…sorry, whaaaa??

Why?!?

Doctors have now been approved by the FDA to use Botox as a cure for premature ejaculation! Two pump chumps will now be able to receive the toxic treatments in order to last longer in bed!

Wow. Is that even worth it?

But Botox isn’t stopping there! Wait until you see what else this miracle “drug” can do!

Experts believe it can also help:

Chronic migraines

Juvenile cerebral palsy

Depression

Strabismus (crossed eyes)

Blepharospasm (eyelid spasms)

Upper-limb spasticity

Osteoartritis pain (joint pain)

Severe underarm sweating

Urinary incontinence

and Overactive bladder!

How AH-Mazing is this??

So, for fans of injections to various parts of your body, consult your doctor about the new wonders of Botox!

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