Just when you thought America's most reviled man couldn't get any more unlikable!!
Donald Sterling, a.k.a. the horrifically racist owner of the El Lay Clippers, announced plans to file a lawsuit against the NBA and will be seeking $1 billion in damages.
Wait, what?! A billion buckaroonies?? $1,000,000,000!???
Wowie-zowie!! We haven't seen this many zeroes since TNT re-ran Ben Affleck's box office bomb, Pearl Harbor.
We understand he's upset his team has ostensibly been taken from him, but it was for the super mean stuff he said — why would the undeniably prejudiced octogenarian feel the National Basketball League owes him so much cash?
Well, his lawyer Mark Blecher explained:
“The [termination] charges in the lawsuit are an invasion of his constitutional rights, violation of anti-trust laws, breach of fiduciary duty and breach of contract."
Yikes! Talk about a full court press!
Lawsuits aside, it's been a busy 48-hours for the Sterling family.
On Thursday his wife already sold the Clippers to Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer for $2 billion.
Earlier Friday news came out that Donald was reportedly diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease earlier this month.
Do U think the racist basketball team owner has a solid case in court?
[Image via AP Images.]
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