The NFL commish finally spoke today to address the league's poor handling of each scandal, saying:
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There’s just no telling what people will do when they’re in a fight!
Coupled-up 19-year-olds Lorenzo Ramirez and Marisol Morales got into a fight in their Florida apartment on Monday night at around 9:20pm. Marisol was upset, so she wanted Lorenzo to help her move the bed into the living room so she didn’t have to sleep in the same room as him.
Marisol grabbed the nearest maple syrup bottle and tried to pour it on the bed, but Lorenzo snatched it out of her hands! Then he poured it ON her!
So, Marisol grabbed the next closest condiment, ketchup, and squirted the sh*t out of her boyfriend with it.
They continued fighting, and “trashed the house” until Marisol called the police. When the PoPo arrived, they said the duo was “covered with food condiments and Marisol was sobbing,” but unharmed.
Lorenzo was booked for misdemeanor domestic battery and put in county jail, where his bail hasn’t been set yet.
Wow! We’re wondering what the heck set all of this off! Hopefully they work it out somehow, because we’d hate to see anymore condiments go to waste!