World Cup Biter Banned! Uruguay's Luis Suarez Punished By FIFA After Biting Italian Player! His Punishment Is…
We're actually a little surprised that FIFA made a decision so quickly but it's happened: Luis Suarez is in trouble.
During the World Cup, while millions were watching, Uruguay's Luis took a bite out of Italy's Giorgio Chiellini, and it wasn't just a little nibble.
lost his entire left arm in the incident is doing okay thankfully.
Suarez is BANNED for 4 months and suspended for 9 games after that!
Jeez! That's a hell of a punishment but honestly, it was his third offense, he needs to learn that's not cool.
Commenting on the whole situation, FIFA's vice-president Jim Boyle said:
"There is no doubt Luis Suarez is a fantastic footballer but, once again, his actions have left him open to severe criticism."
Yeah, you can def say that again!
Being banned for months only to come back to a suspension seems pretty serious. Hopefully he'll actually learn a lesson this time.
Or maybe they'll just make him wear a menacing Hannibal Lecter mask! That'd be a more fun punishment! LOLz!