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Hack Your Summer: Hide Your Drinking Habit And Smuggle Your Booze ANYWHERE With This Sunscreen Bottle Flask!

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FINALLY! A way for you to bring your alcoholic beverages anywhere you want without being caught!

To baseball games!

To church!

To your court-ordered community service!

The geniuses at Smuggle Your Booze have invented the Sunscreen Flask that stealthily sneaks your liquor past the tightest of tight security teams!

To the unsuspecting eye, it looks like you’re just trying to protect your skin from the harmful rays of the sun. But little will anyone know, you’re about to get yo’ drink on! Well, until you start chugging directly from your sunscreen lotion bottle. That… might raise some eyebrows.

The furtive flask is available on Amazon for only $10!

So this summer, say YES to drinking where once drinking was prohibited! And say NO to avoiding melanoma!

(**the following post was an exercise in sarcasm, Perezcious readers. Please drink responsibly and protect yourselves from the sun.)

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3 comments to “Hack Your Summer: Hide Your Drinking Habit And Smuggle Your Booze ANYWHERE With This Sunscreen Bottle Flask!”

  1. Carolyn says – reply to this


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    They had this on its always sunny in Philadelphia years ago so I think they just ripped the show off



  2. 2

    Yeah, you certainly won't raise any suspicion drinking out of a tube of sun tan lotion.



  3. 3

    Re: Mad Dog – Just like my interlock device, who in the hell blows in to a big gulp? I figure if you got to hide it (like a child) maybe it is not the time nor the place.