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Starbucks Being SUED For Serving A Customer An 'Oprah Chai Tea'… With Heroin In It! Get The Crazy Legal Details HERE!

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You get some heroin!

And YOU get some heroin!

EVERYBODY GETS SOME HERRRRRRROINNNNNNN!!!

Actually, only one man is claiming his Oprah Chai Tea from Starbucks had some hallucinogenic drugs floating in it!

Vernon Charles Allen Merriweather says he ordered up Miz O’s signature beverage at a Buffalo, NY Starbucks but the staff added heroin and Ambien to his drink!

Now he’s SUING the company in federal court!

Whoa! Starbucks better lawyer up because this sounds serious, right??

Mm, probz not.

Because Mr. Merriweather’s suit states that his tea was spiked 6 months BEFORE the Oprah tea was even on the market!

He also alleges that he applied for a job at Starbucks and was told, “we don’t hire n*ggers.” The baristas behind the counter then called themselves an Aryan nation, according to him.

AND, this isn’t his only current lawsuit. Merriweather is also suing two Buffalo-area colleges for discrimination and harassment. He’s requesting faculty get diversity training (seems like a reasonable request) and that the schools pay him $15 million.

Ah. There it is.

We’re not sure if Mr. Merriweather was attempting to get his Bachelor of Science degree from these schools but it seems to us he just Mastered in bull sh*t without even graduating.

Good luck in court, dude! You’re gonna need it.

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