This is incredibly sad!
Last night, former President George H.W. Bush was taken by ambulance to Houston Methodist Hospital after experiencing a shortness of breath.
According to spokesman Jim McGrath, George W. Bush's father:
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The Juice wants to fresh-squeeze himself some Kim Kardashian badonkadonk!
As sick as this sounds, prison sources at the penitentiary where O.J. Simpson is currently locked up are saying that the 67-year-old former football star is truly OBSESSED with Kimmy K!
O.J. allegedly even keeps pics of Kim hanging up inside his cell! Keep in mind, this is the daughter of his friend and former defense attorney, the late Robert Kardashian!
Super creepy, right??
“[O.J.] has several sexy pictures of Kim hanging up in his prison cell from her 2007 Playboy shot and he isn’t shy about showing her picture to fellow inmates.”
We’re surprised he’s even allowed to have those skintastic shots in the first place! Seems like contraband to us!
Simpson was originally sentenced to 33 years at the Lovelock Correctional Center in Nevada, not for murdering his ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson, but for a 2008 robbery and kidnapping conviction! Last year though, he was granted parole on lesser charges and is now looking at around three more years in the slammer.
And when he gets out, he reportedly wants to hook up with Kim!
Dude. She’s married. And has a kid. And she’s half your age. The odds are definitely not in your favor!
Lest anyone think O.J. isn’t a man who's determined to get what he wants, look at what he allegedly told his fellow inmates about scoring with Kim:
"She likes black ball players, I am a Hall of Famer — and I still have my Heisman award!”
That last line is some serious shade directed at Kim’s ex, Reggie Bush, who had to forfeit college football’s highest honor on ethics charges.
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