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Ed Sheeran Is A TERRIBLE Date!

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He'll always be a kid at heart!

Ed Sheeran stopped by the Graham Norton Show on Friday and talked about his penchant for children's toys — which is all well and good until it ruins your date!

The British crooner has a history of impulsive buying extravagant toys he always wanted as a kid, and knew it was "time" to buy a spectacular Lego Star Wars Death Star set after his album hit number one.

Video: Ed Is 'Ready' To Be A Dad!

However, the 25-year-old's obsession with childhood play objects didn't always bode well with his romantic life — as he once brought a Lego set on a date and spent the entire time building it! Ha!

Hopefully, his girlfriend Cherry Seaborn finds Ed's child's play as endearing as we do…

Ch-ch-check out the clip (below) to hear the singer get embarrassed about his fondness for toys.

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YASSSSSS! The Ladies Of Broad City Unleash The ULTIMATE NSFW Rant About Donald Trump's Inauguration!

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This is too real.

On Friday, the creators of Broad City, Ilana Glazer and Abbi Jacobson, dropped a short where they totally DRAGGED President Donald Trump on his Inauguration day. AH-Mazing!

Related: Shia LaBeouf Launches Livestream Campaign Against Trump!

The comedy vid (above) features the two millennials preparing for an I Am Legend type apocalypse to start as Drumpf's swearing in ceremony draws closer. When they realize the world hasn't ended they are happy for just a moment, only to realize they're still pissed he's in the White House. *cue their NSFW rant*

Honestly, this might be our favorite reaction to the Orange Anus becoming Commander-in-Chief. We mean, they pretty much summed up how we've been feeling about this whole thing since November 8.

Snaps, ladies!

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Desperate Scalper Details His Failed Attempts To Sell Donald Trump Inauguration Tickets In Strange, Sad Facebook Saga!

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We guess this it what you get for trying to profit off of evil!

As we previously reported, Donald Trump's upcoming Inauguration ceremony on January 20 is looking like an embarrassing sh*t show.

From a ton of A-Listers refusing to perform at the event to a large number of protests in the works, things are NOT looking good for Drumpf.

Video: Perez DESTROYS Ann Coulter In Drumpf Debate!

While it's hard to imagine how things could get any worse for the President-elect, a scalper in New York named Yossi Rosenberg just revealed how dire the situation actually is. Apparently the entrepreneur is having the WORST TIME trying to offload two inauguration tickets for $700 dollars!

Rosenberg, who is a Democrat and has NO interest in attending the disaster, has been taking to Facebook to detail his ongoing saga with the un-sellable tickets. Each post is more desperate and hilarious than the last!

Ch-ch-check out Yossi's failed attempts to sell the tickets (below)!

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VOTE: Who Looks More Presidential — Donald Trump Or His Madame Tussauds Wax Figure?

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Wait, can we vote to swear in Donald Trump's wax figure on January 20?

On Wednesday, Madame Tussauds' London location unveiled its official wax figure of the President-elect. The homage depicts a statuesque Drumpf posing in a mock Oval Office.

Related: Donald Just Gave The Most EMBARRASSING Interview Ever!

Luckily for Trump, this unveiling wasn't interrupted by a topless protester grabbing the figure "by the balls." (That hilariously happened at Madrid's Museo De Caro on Tuesday… and we're STILL laughing about it.)

And we can't help but notice how the stately, unmolested wax figure appears more prepared and equipped to handle the presidency than the REAL man America elected.

Not to mention, wax Donald's orange glow is noticeably on point and his toupee looks more secure than usual. We're not surprised it took workers FIVE WEEKS to construct his iconic hair piece!

So, who do YOU think looks more presidential? Vote in our poll (below)!

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Forget A-List Musical Acts… Donald Trump Can Barely Get Melania Trump To Stay For His Inauguration Weekend!

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You know sh*t is bad when you can't even get your own WIFE to stay by your side.

According to reports, Melania Trump plans to flee Washington, D.C. shortly after Donald Trump's January 20 Inauguration. In fact, according to a new TMZ report, the First Lady intends to spend only TWO DAYS in Washington before she jets back to New York City!

Video: Garth Brooks Won't Perform At Donald's Inauguration!

We already knew Melania would not be living in the White House with the President full-time. But man that's a kick right when the man is down!

As we previously reported, Drumpf is seriously struggling to find A-List performers/ANYONE to attend his "sensual" inauguration ceremony. And then his wife is jetting on him to follow.

So, why is Mrs. Trump leaving so soon? Per the report, the former model wants to

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