Battle of the bulge!
On Sunday, Oscars host Neil Patrick Harris paid homage to a scene in Birdman where Michael Keaton's character gets locked out of a theatre and must walk through the streets of NYC in tighty whities!
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Well, when the 41-year-old did the bit, all anyone could talk about — or stare at — was his surprisingly big bulge!
Did NPH stuff his junk, or was he just happy to see us?
Well according to the How I Met Your Mother star himself…
That photo of Kelly Ripa doesn't do her Christian Siriano dress any justice at all!
The Kelly & Michael hostess and Rita Ora both walked the red carpet at the Oscars in two pretty similar black gowns!
Rita went with a mermaid style Marchesa gown with a few gold accents on the dress while Kelly went with a black, metallic embossed jacquard ballgown.
Both ladies kept their jewels to a minimum and that's probably because their gowns are flashy enough alone!
They both look equally fabulous! We love it!!
[Image via Getty Images.]
You can always count on this one to be honest!
Kelly Ripa has been in show business long enough to know, like, literally everyone possible!
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During her Thursday night appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live!, Miz Ripa revealed the story behind the time she met Her Madgesty and totally inhaled her golden locks!
She told Jimmy all about it, and we can't possibly recount the story better than she tells it!
Ch-ch-check it out (below)!
He could totally dunk her no question about it.
Shaq visited Live with Kelly and Michael on Thursday, which meant one thing: huge height differences!
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That's right, Kelly Ripa is 5'3" and of course Shaq's height is roughly 23,000 feet. Just kidding! He's 7'1"!
The two took a photo together, and yes, it is absolute hilarious.
What a tall and tiny pair!
[Image via Instagram.]
Kristen Stewart is a jack of all trades!
The private actress, who recently starred in the fabulous film Still Alice alongside Julianne Moore, opened up to Kelly Ripa and Michael Strahan about taking a break from from acting.
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In the Monday morning interview, KStew explained:
We'll have whatever Joaquin Phoenix is having!
The actor, who announced and then RENOUNCED his engagement within the past 24 hours, continued his bizarre interview tour on Tuesday morning at LIVE! with Kelly and Michael.
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The interview was so cray, we don't even know where to begin!
For starters, the Inherent Vice star acts like he doesn't even know what Kelly Ripa and Michael Strahan are talking about when they bring up his David Letterman engagement prank!
'Twas the day of Thanksgiving, when the turkey was slowly roasting in the oven, but wait, it's not done!
Meryl Streep ALMOST had a holiday disaster when her NYC apartment oven went on the fritz, but thankfully Gwyneth Paltrow stepped in to save the day!
Well… she didn't physically step in, but she did save Meryl's meal!
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The Into the Woods actress talked about her almost dinner disaster with Kelly Ripa and Michael Strahan today…
And well, Meryl can tell the story WAY better than we can. Listen to her holiday miracle (above)!!