Can we not?!
At t he premiere of Fire Island, a new reality TV show on Logo that'll debut on April 27, E! Online spoke with some of the cast of the classic old reality show Jersey Shore about possibly doing a reunion… and just, no.
Not no, but FUCK no.
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JWoww spoke about the possibility of getting the band back together, so to speak, by telling the outlet:
If you weren't already worried Donald Trump had no clue what he was doing re: North Korea, get ready to start sweating!
In an interview on Tuesday morning's Fox & Friends, the only show he likes anymore, the POTUS totally showed his foreign policy hand. And it was empty. And tiny.
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When Ainsley Earnhardt asked about a possible U.S. military strike on the Asian nation, Trump replied:
Looks like Ronnie Magro and Malika Haqq are still Famously Single!
As you may recall, Khloé Kardashian's bestie and the Jersey Shore alum connected while filming their E! dating show back in December. Unfortunately, after dating for only a handful of weeks, the twosome have since reportedly called it quits on their romance. Bummer!
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And it seems like reports about the reality TV stars' split is legit as both Ronnie and Malika have
Gym. Tan. Aubrey?
Believe it or not, it's been seven years since we were first introduced to DJ Pauly D on Jersey Shore, and an even more nostalgic TWELVE years since Aubrey O'Day got her start on Making the Band 3.
Since then, we've seen them everywhere from Celebrity Apprentice to Famously Single — but now the reality couple is FINALLY about to get their very own show!
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According to a TMZ report out Friday, sources close to Paulbrey say the musical duo has been busy filming a pilot about their dysfunctional love life ever since the dumblonde singer left the Celebrity Big Brother house last year — and multiple networks are apparently already interested in picking it up to series.
Plus, we're hearing Paul and/or Aubrey are planning on proposing during the inevitable docuseries' debut season!!
But as if that wasn't enough to guarantee your viewership… the untitled project is being produced by the same people who make Keeping Up with the Kardashians and 2016 Emmy-winner Born This Way – so you KNOW it's gonna be good TV!
Would U watch a show all about Aubrey O'Day and Pauly D??
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Lifestyles of the rich and famous…ly single.
If you're a fan of guilty pleasure television, then chances are you dutifully tuned in to see Aubrey O'Day, DJ Pauly D, and Brandi Glanville work through their relationship issues on Famously Single earlier this year.
Well, we sure hope you enjoyed the experimental docuseries… because E! just announced it's officially coming back for more in 2017!
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But while Season 1 relied on those three standout castmembers to make a splash, the Season 2 cast already seems more famous and even single-r!
We're happy to report that Tiffany "New York" Pollard, The Bachelorette supervillain Chad Johnson, and Khloé Kardashian's BFF Malika Haqq from Keeping Up with the Kardashians will be just three of the reality stars looking for love next time around.
And believe it or not, they're not the only familiar faces!
That's because they'll be joined by none other than
After an emotional roller coaster of a season, Famously Single has come to an end.
Each of the love-challenged single celebs on the E! reality show completed a journey of self-discovery under the guidance of relationship expert Darcy Sterling – which resulted in potential soul mates or shattering heartbreak, depending on who you ask — or WHEN you ask…
The show's "it" couple was easily Aubrey O'Day and Pauly D, whose relationship reached new heights (and pleasures) in Tuesday's finale.
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As the girls went out to dinner, the Dumblonde singer revealed that she and the Jersey Shore alum were
It looks like Pauly D and Aubrey O'Day are Famously Single once more!
On Monday, it was revealed that the Jersey Shore alum called it quits on his relationship with the former Danity Kane member after dating for about nine months. Oh no!
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According to TMZ, the DJ broke things off with Miz O'Day only a few days after she left to begin filming Celebrity Big Brother. As you surely know, the duo first go together while filming E!'s therapy show last fall. Currently, it's unclear what motivated Pauly to pull the plug!
Not to mention, since Aubrey is probably now locked away in the CBB house, we aren't sure if the blonde beauty even knows she's been dumped. OUCH!
We mean, Aubrey's last post on Instagram was of Mr. D and her two dogs. She shared: