
If you're in Alaska, and you see a bear, common sense should tell you not to approach it and DEF not to feed it.
But we guess drunk people don't have a lot of common sense.
A drunk man was at a picnic Saturday at Eklutna Lake in Alaska when he decided to go for a bike ride through a wild area north of Anchorage.
He eventually came across a black bear and decided to throw it some meat.

Nova Scotia's McDonald’s chains aren't that much different than those here in the States, as we're sure this isn't the first time this has happened in the world: a man has been arrested for going to town on his own personal Big Mac, and yes we TOTES mean he was masturbating in the restaurant!
LOLz! SO GROSS!
The Canadian man was furiously masturbating at a McDonald's last week, and has since been arrested — which has brought us to the most spot-on advice the world has ever gotten from police:

We have been so bummed out about Nick Stahl's struggles these past few years, and just when we thought he was turning his life around, we hear that he's been taken to an L.A. hospital and placed on a 5150 psychiatric hold — which is the same hold that Paris Jackson was under after her suicide attempt.
There are NO confirmations that Nick has attempted to take his life, however, and the reasons for the lockdown on him are unclear. The only thing we know for sure is that he was taken to the hospital around 3:30am this morning by a friend.
We hope he's okay, getting the help he needs, and we'll keep everyone posted!
So scary!
[Image via Mike Stotts/WENN.]

One of the most classic New York City myths is about alligators.
Specifically rumors of gigantic alligators living in the sewers!!
Now it looks like New York's nightmares might be coming true!

This is scary stuff!
Irina Shayk needs more than Cristiano Ronaldo and his hot pink shorts to keep the crazies away!
The Sports Illustrated model is seeking a restraining order against a man who has been coming too close for comfort over the last two years.
Irina has already filed two complaints with the NYPD, one when the creep broke into her West Village apartment while undergoing renovations for flooding after Hurricane Sandy, and again on Sunday when she spotted him lurking around the building.
After Sunday's close call, the Russian supermodel was

Absolutely. Terrifying.
Plane terror has taken to new heights today as reports are coming in of a passenger who has claimed that he has "poisoned everyone on board [United Flight 116]."
The plane, which is currently flying from Hong Kong to Newark, is set to land at 1:30pm.
Though law enforcement officials in New York and D.C. are aware and responding, they believe the man may simply be emotionally disturbed as there is no evidence of poison.
According to reports, he is being restrained by others on the plane and will be questioned as soon as authorities can take him into custody after the plane lands.
Let's hope what the authorities suspect is true. But honestly, even if it's nothing, we're sure the passengers will be traumatized for life!! What the heck has this world come to??
[Image via AP Images.]

This can't be easy for him to talk about, but we're glad he's strong enough to share his story!
Cesar Millan seemed like a very happy guy…but then a sudden flurry of negative events turned his dream life into a nightmare!
First, his beloved pit bull Daddy died. Then his wife of sixteen years told him she wanted a divorce. And finally, he realized he had neglected his finances, and was now in big financial trouble.
Cesar had the following to say about this disastrous series of events: