Holy shiz! We knew this story was gonna be crazy, but WOW!
Shia LaBeouf may have apologized for his Cabaret arrest on Ellen DeGeneres, but he never really told the whole play-by-play of what happened.
Well, looks like he was saving that particular story for Jimmy Kimmel and boy are we glad he did.
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Turns out there was A LOT, like a lot a lot, of alcohol involved in the hours leading up to his arrest in New York.
Honestly though, the story involves a random meeting in Times Square, grabbing Alan Cumming's butt, the World Cup, and explaining why he thought it was a good idea to spit on a cop.
Ch-ch-check out the entire INSANE story (below)!!!