MORNING, UPPER EAST SIDERS…
Sigh. To think… we'll never hear those words freshly said again! The sorrow! The horror! The devastation!
Last night, we fell deeply in love with the best fifteen minutes of television history.*
As the show that New York Magazine once called the "BEST. SHOW. EVER." came to a close, the identity of the mistress behind the New York elite's biggest secrets was finally revealed.
And oooo was it satisfying!!
Hoping for something with less plot holes, we shed our light away from the thoughts swirling around on who the REAL mystery writer turned out to be.
But alas… a main character it turned out to be indeed!
Are you ready to find out/relive the big reveal? PresSsSs PLAY (above)!
Once you're done with that glorious moment, read the rest of our commentary and flash forward five years to experience the fates of our favorite Upper East Siders (you know you want to) …AFTER THE JUMP!