Well slap us silly — in the bed, on our booty, with a feather!
And ya know what? SHAME ON US!!
If he's got enough stamina to last as long as did in Titanic's freezing Atlantic waters, surely he's got the same thing going on behind closed doors!
Oliver Stone sure as heck thinks so!
The legendary director recently gave his take on the casting (and we're wondering if actual 50 Shades director Sam-Taylor Johnson is hearing), when he revealed: