Valentine's Day Just Got More Delish With A Card From Perez That You Can Give To Your SeXXXy Valentine!
Who doesn't love the romantical holiday of Valentine's Day?!
You know we do, and we're spicing it up!
Just in time for your seXXXy celebrations, we've got a scandalicious Valentine's Day card featuring yours truly!
In case you've been stumped about what to give that special someone, we've done it for you! This card will not only put a smile on their face, but it might also put their body in your bed. LOLz!
So CLICK HERE to download the card to give to the love OR lust of your life!
In case you didn't already know, Alexander Skarsgård is a HUGE fan of sports!!
And now it looks like we can add basketball to his list of ball-related passions!
ASkars made his way to Staples Center where he grabbed some excellent seats to watch the Los Angeles Lakers take on the Utah Jazz!
Unfortunately, we're guessing his love affair with the boys in purple and gold might be short lived as they only managed to put up 79 in a very embarrassing loss!
It looks like he might want to stick to soccer instead!
Ch-ch-check out more pics of ASkars taking in the action (below)!
[Image via WENN.]
Ding dong! Weed delivery!
Can you imagine calling up a company for some premium bud and having them deliver it to your door?!
Guess what. It’s happening. Right now!
Residents of Seattle have a new local business that’s sparking up the city with door-to-door ganja service!
Just dial Winterlife Cooperative Cannabis’ 1-800 number and in 45 minutes, Mary Jane will be knocking on your door!
Customers have a daily menu of marijuana to choose from with prices starting at about $80 for a quarter-ounce. Cash is the only accepted form of payment, so make sure you have your papers and paper money ready before you place your order!
Not only is Winterlife making getting high convenient, they’re also supporting a good cause in the process!
For each $350 starter kit (which includes various strains of pot, a vaporizer, and a pipe) that they sell, the company donates $100 to a nearby animal rehab center!
The animal theme plays out in other ways as well. Like the names of the dudes delivering your order to you!
All employees of Winterlife go by a “critter” alias! Fox, Owl, Wombat, Otter, Hawk, Panther, or Bear will be the ones on your doorstep with your special package in hand!
HA! Love it!
But waaaaaait a second. Is all of this legal?