Listening to Lorde’s hit single Royals, one might think she had hip-hop superstar T-Pain in mind when she penned lyrics like, “gold teeth, Grey Goose, trippin' in the bathroom,” or "Cristal, Maybach, diamonds on your timepiece, jet planes, islands, tigers on a gold leash.”
Because…yeah that all sounds like stuff straight out of a T-Pain music video!
But as anti-excess as Lorde’s lyrics are, it doesn’t mean T-Pain has to maintain her message when he covers the song!
He don’t care! He’s driving Cadillacs in his…real life!
The auto-tune master reworked the pop smash with some new words praising the royal lifestyle, including a HIGHlarious new chorus that includes the lines:
And now retirement begins!
Jay was spotted in Florida on Saturday afternoon giving his wifey, Mavis, some love before they were picked up at the hotel by a friend!
The two headed out to a local classic car museum, and we're definitely surprised the former Tonight Show host didn't leave the place with a few new wheels in tow!
Although maybe his wife wouldn't have been very happy with that. LOLz!!
Later that night Jay and Mavis took a private jet to West Palm Beach for his stand up comedy show!
Whoever said retirement was boring srsly didn't know how to live like Jay. Ha!
[Image via Pacific Coast News.]
An Iraqi Suicide Bomb "Instructor" Accidentally Set Off His Demonstration Bomb Killing 22 Of His Pupils!!
WOW! This has got our mouths hanging open like WHOA!
At a camp north of Baghdad, Iraq, a group of Sunni militants were holding, basically, a suicide bomb training class when the commander of the class accidentally set off the bomb he was demonstrating on.
The bomb killed 22 of his "students" and injured 15 of them while 8 of the militants were arrested when they tried to escape the camp.
Though the instructor was not named, an Iraqi Army officer described the man as someone who was:
Cate Blanchett Compares Working With Woody Allen To A "Strip Club Without The Cash!" Yikes! See What She Said HERE!!
Uh oh! Maybe she feels bad about not thanking him in her speech the other day!
That's an, errr, inneresting comparison!
In fact, with his whole molestation controversy with Dylan Farrow, it's probably not the best time to compare the director to that!
The Blue Jasmine actress said:
Runner Instantly Wipes Out After Interview About How Easy It Is To Run In The Snow! Watch The Ironic Fall HERE!
no snow! This is the coldest case of hubris we've ever seen.
Runners Cheslea and Michael gave a pretty lengthy interview to Portland's KOIN-6 about how the recent snowfall provided the "perfect texture for running."
After the two said goodbye to the reporter, the not-so-unthinkable happened, and Chelsea ate it in a way that was so perfectly timed, it seemed like a planned PSA for not running in the snow.
Let's put it this way. This video has no irony deficiency.
Ch-ch-check out her slippery spill (above)!!!
Beyoncé & President Obama Are Having An Affair According To French Newspaper! Feel Free To Roll Your Eyes Now!
The leader of the free world and the queen of all things wonderful having a secret love affair?!?
The answer is apparently France!
A leading French newspaper, le Figaro, picked up the scoop of the Prez and Bey’s hush-hush hookups after paparazzo Pascal Rostain spilled the rumor in a radio interview!
Mr. Rostain happens to be friends with the former First Lady of France, Carla Bruni, and promised that this bombshell would blow up in Obama and Beyoncé's faces!