Bethenny Frankel may be the sole owner of her $5 million apartment, but she can't make her estranged hubby leave!

The Real Housewives of New York star may be ready to move on, but Jason Hoppy refuses to move out!

At least, not until the custody battle over Bryn is settled. So how can he keep living there during the divorce?

Hmm… we wonder if John Mayer's rumored split from Katy Perry has anything to do with his decision to go on a musical walkabout across the Americas?! Or maybe it was the reason the pair called it quits in the first place!!

The bluesy crooner has announced that he will embark on his first MAJOR tour since finding out about a nasty, career-effecting throat granuloma almost three years ago!!

Back in February, John revealed that he was planning on doing a small, 18-stop deal, but it seems he needs to stretch his peen legs, as he's turned his "spring tour" into a fully fledged, cross-continental extravaganza!

John's Born & Raised 40-stop musical explosion initially ignites at an already sold out show in Tuscaloosa, AL on April 25th and wraps October 5th at the Hollywood Bowl in LA!

And that's where he will propose to Katy Kat in front of EVERYONE after distance has made both of their hearts grow fonder…

LOLzz! In our dreamz!

Ch-ch-check out the FULL list of Johnny's tour dates …AFTER THE JUMP!!!

A cat fight might be a brewing!

And who can blame the feisty ladiez when the feud is over the sexXxy and delicious Ryan Gosling?!

Can we get in this fight??

Well, we might want to stay out of this one considering the competition is pretty stiff as Ryan has Eva Mendes fighting off the likes of Rachel McAdams!

A Notebook romance reunion? Could it really happen?

Rachel might want it to now that she’s a sad puppy over her split with Michael Sheen and has been looking for a little nekkid comfort from an old friend. A source revealed the new dramz getting stirred up:

The cheek-pierced human barbie doll that is Amanda Bynes regularly entertains us with her cryptic, odd Twitter messages…

But her latest tweet concerning a certain SEXY rapper may be the sweetest treat she's served up yet!

We already know 'Manda has a crush on Drake, but DAYUM was girl blatant about her intentions…

The former comedian posted:

Someone is not a fan of Justin Bieber.

And no, we're not talking about Selena Gomez…

Drake Bell took to Twitter yesterday to SLAM Justin's songwriting harder than Lil' Twist's latest car crash.

After the Biebs tweeted:

As far as memes go, "hey girl" is pretty much our favorite!

In fact, you could add Ryan Gosling to just about anything and it would be our favorite!

If McDonald's McNuggets were shaped like his beautiful dome, we'd dip them in barbecue our special sauce and eat them by the handful!

Ryan, though, puts less stock in his own meme than his fans.

He admitted:

If the rumors of Elisabeth Hasselbeck's imminent departure from The View are true, it sounds like she'll have no problem landing on her feet!

After all, homegurl IS a survivor! Ha!

With Soledad O'Brien and Roland Martin recently getting the axe, it looks like new network president Jeff Zucker is playing a little game we like to call Extreme Makeover: CNN Edition! A source close to the situation says they are definitely looking to fill some of these open anchor positions, and Elisabeth could be on their short list: