Not since she shared the stage with a porn star in a Borgore video has MileyBird been faced with such a monumental decision!!!
We told you earlier that Liam Hemsworth insisted that his ex-fiancee should keep her engagement ring, and that makes perfect sense. It's a relic of their failed relationship and we're sure his new lady love Eiza González doesn't want it hanging around!!
According to sources, however, Miley Cyrus "hasn't decided" whether or not she even WANTS to keep it!!
Looks like Queen Madge has her own royal scepter…in the form of a penis shaped bong!
Madonna fielded questions from fans on Reddit in an extremely candid Ask Me Anything session, including one query asking her about the best gift she received for her birthday:
Umm, sold! This flick is going to be AWESOME!
But wait, Machete Kills gets even better!
Before Danny Trejo can get close enough to Mel to chop his head off (Machete's specialty, as evidenced in the trailer) he has to go through the Gibson army of girls including Sofia Vergara!
Get on their bad side and they'll whip out their tittays and rapid fire your ass to pieces!
Ch-ch-check out the blood bath in the new NSFW trailer for this seXXXy sequel! (above)
The Pope Is Sticking Up For Gays Again! What He's Saying Now That Now Has Ultra-Conservatives Angry!
Wow! This is truly a step in the right direction!
Pope Francis, who just might be the coolest Pope EVER, is once again discussing his own views on gays, and we're pretty stoked to hear what he had to say!
When asked if he approved of homosexuality or not, Pope Francis replied:
Does anyone happen to know what the opposite of "JEAH!" is? Because that's the only way we can express the sadness we are feeling over this devastating news!
Ryan Lochte's far too short-live reality series What Would Ryan Lochte Do? is officially coming to an end as E! has confirmed they will be canceling the show!
And when we say short-lived, we mean it!
The series only lasted one season which consisted of 8 Jeah!-filled episodes! However, the show failed to bring in the ratings and averaged about 440,000 total viewers despite its Sunday time slot!
The network hasn't closed the doors working with the Olympic gold-medalist again in the future though, BUT it looks like our dreams of a second season have officially been dashed!
So now the real question is, what will Ryan Lochte do? Whatever it is, we hope it involves Speedos.
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wo #1 on US itunes. even if it lasts an hour i feel HAPPY. downside is all these miley fans telling me they're gonna stab my rotting corpse
— Lorde (@lordemusic) September 19, 2013
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