Mama June Shannon may not have gotten officially wed last weekend, but she did get officially fed!

The Here Comes Honey Boo Boo star's wedding spread was about as unhealthy as you might expect.

The feast included roasted pig, ribs, pulled pork sandwiches, macaroni and cheese, baked beans, corn on the cob, and dinner rolls.

Besides their patented gogo juice, they also drank sweet tea the way it can only be made in the South- with sugar pouring into it like the sands of the hourglass, so you can actually watch the days of your life dissolve into it!

There was even a movie theater-style candy stand, complete with Airheads, Twizzlers, Sour Patch Kids, and more.

And yes, there was a table full of various fruits- apples, oranges, grapes, pineapple! Granted, there was a whole dead pig lying on top of the fruit, but it was there!

We love how sweet this family can be, but we don't love how sweet their food is! Y'all have to start eating healthier!

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Bradley Cooper has been summoned back to the set of American Hustle!!!

After courting his sweetie Suki Waterhouse in the streets of New York, this hottie was hustled back to Boston where he could rock his 'fro once more!!!

Orrr shamefully hide it beneath his beanie, which he seems more inclined to do.

Also, is it just us or does it look like Coop has a stray dread peeking out from under that hat!??! Although we're sure it's not, the only thing that could possibly be better than Bradley with a perm would be Bradley with dreadlocks, ha!

Mr. Cooper wore clothing to reflect his Suki-less mood, which was quite blatantly blue.

Not to worry BCoop, we're sure Suki will be in your arms once more soon enough!

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Nooooo!!! It can't end like THIS!!

Just when Real Housewives of New York City was ready to begin shooting its sixth season, there was a standoff between the network and an unsatisfied cast!

The ladies refused to show up for Wednesday's filming and now tensions are at an all time high. Bravo reportedly threatened to CANCEL THE ENTIRE SERIES on Friday unless its stars sign off on their new contracts ASAP!

LuAnn de Lesseps, Sonja Morgan, Ramona Singer, Aviva Drescher, Carole Radziwill and Heather Thomson are apparently all supremely dissatisfied with the proposed contracts.

A source close to the girls reveals:

"What's currently on the table is unacceptable."

Yikes!! We're sure the network casted divas on purpose, but they never expected this much behind-the-scenes dramz!!

We're biting our nails in nervous anticipation, hoping this business snafu is solved before the network takes drastic actions!

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Is it possible to be TOO fabulous?

If so, Victoria Beckham is teetering on the precipice as we type.

The designer was spotted treading familiar ground on Wednesday as she made her way through JFK airport, looking splendidly on point in Victoria Beckham Collection orange slacks, white button-down, black coat, and the now ubiquitous Chloe wedges.

Sadly, her extensions are still intact. And it's not that they don't look good, but can you imagine this outfit with that chic chin-grazing pob?

It would be out of CONTROL!

We're just saying!

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What a weirdly disturbing situation!

On Tuesday a horribly misguided Hollywood dude dressed up like Tony Montana — the murderous drug kingpin Al Pacino played in Scarface — and got into a frightening real-life skirmish with El Lay PD!

The unidentified man not only dressed like the psychotic character, but he wielded a REAL knife, and shouted out Tony's dialogue at the police!!

We are told he waved around a copy of the DVD, too!!

What the hell!?

After a 6-hour standoff, in which the suspect yelled "f**king cops!" over & over again, the po-po finally convinced him to throw down his knife and took him into custody with tear gas.

As far as we know, no one was seriously injured.

Ugh!! It's always action, violence, and mayhem with these movie-obssessed guys!

Why don't any of them ever act out scenes from The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 or Groundhog Day?

[Image via Universal Pictures.]

Oh man!

Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz is coming clean about his history with addiction!

In a recent Rolling Stone interview, the musician and father admitted that after FOB went on hiatus in 2009, he became more dependent on prescription pills — specifically Xanax and Klonopin — which he took for anxiety.

Pete revealed:

"I was probably physically and mentally addicted. It started from insomnia and anxiety from flying, then it spiraled. I felt like a loser already. I'd basically gone from being the guy in Fall Out Boy to being the guy, who, like, hangs out all day. I didn't see how I'd ever come out on the other side."

Unfortunately, his substance abuse only worsened when his wife and baby mamma Ashlee Simpson divorced him in 2011.

The rocker shared:

"I was scared of everything. I thought there were always people listening to me. Like, I had my house searched for bugs. It was crazy."

Yikes! That sounds like some INTENSE self torture!

But, for the sake of his health (both physical and mental) AND for his son Bronx, Pete is apparently conquering his addiction through therapy.

Yay!

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