This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
Charlie Sheen is gonna blow!!!
That's because his ex Brooke Mueller is totally on the right path to gaining total custody her twins - Bob and Max - who were taken away from her months ago over her drug abuse problems!
Charlie Sheen has been freaking out recently since he is totally against his ex wife gaining custody of their children again, and had originally wanted Denise Richards to keep taking care of the boys.
But that option was recently removed from the table, and it seems like the boys really have no where else to go!
ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG!!
Regardless, we cannot wait until November 22!!!!
Ch-ch-check out the clip (above)!!!
The Olsen twins just dropped the proverbial mic, and said, "peace!"
In a recent interview, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen basically admitted that they were done with doing movies for good, or for every Michelle Tanner fan in the world, for bad!
Mary-Kate opened up about the sisters' past in the entertainment community:
"With what we were doing in business when we were younger, I don't think it ever felt like we were actresses, because we spent so much more of our time not in front of the cameras, building a brand."
Whaaa? Never felt like actresses? Tell that to our collection of direct-to-video VHSes with your faces on them!
On a lighter note, Ashley later commented that the winning twins would be trying to distribute their earlier work:
"We have a video catalogue of everything we did when we were younger, so we're looking at distribution for that now. That's not being in show business, but it's been fun talking to these people we used to be in business with many, many years ago. But the industries are completely different.
But then Mary-Kate drove the stake in our hearts adding this:
"We still feel welcome in the [entertainment] industry. But it's not the one we're in."
There you have it. Mary-Kate and Ashley are no longer in the entertainment industry. Commence crying…now!
There's not enough adult fragrances created by the Olsen twins in the world to make us feel better about this! This feeling is the opposite of Nirvana!
Hookergate might soon be all cleared up…or at least that's what Biebsy's people are hoping!
While it's been rumored that Justin Bieber visited a brothel in Brazil and partied with prostitutes, it all became a bit more suspicious when video footage leaked of the teen king sleeping as a woman left his room and blew kisses.
We have already revealed who that mystery woman is…but what everyone wants to know is, well, does Tati Neves get paid for doing the dandy deed???
And apparently some people *cough*Team Biebs*cough* want us to believe that answer is a big, fat no because people from his side are reporting that not only is she not a prostitute, but she's apparently not trustworthy!
Big shocker on that last detail! LOL!
The Biebs' people are apparently scrambling to clear up this rumored sexcapade mess by admitting that he DID
LOLzz!! We kid, we kid!!
When asked about her, Nick said:
Awe! Can't a girl get a break?
You know what? Veronica Mars shouldn't have to take this!!!
Kristen Bell was spotted after her plane landed at LAX on Wednesday and the poor thing looks tired from her long flight!
She just wants to get home to her precious baby Lincoln and her hubby Dax Shepard!
The Veronica Mars actress helplessly tried to cover her face and avoid the flashing lights but it was no use!
She even had someone trailing her with a camera in a few of the photos!
It looks like she could've given the paps a bit of a talk! She was probably at her wits end!
By now, Kristen should be back in the comforting arms of Dax with baby Lincoln in her arms!
[Image via BauerGriffinOnline.]
Ratings stunt or not, this was for a good cause and and good for their health!
Both Matt Lauer AND Al Roker received prostate exams live on television this morning on the TODAY Show!
It's all a part of a monthlong campaign raising awareness of men's health issues, and we thing this is going to do some major good — because not only did they show that there's nothing to be afraid of while getting checked, they showed that the exam itself takes less than 45 SECONDS!!
We're willing to bet that most men don't know that!!
The thought here is to recreate the momentous help that Katie Couric created for colonoscopies back in 2000 — she did on on the TODAY Show and health care professionals credited her example with contributing to a 20 percent spike in colonoscopies!
Let's hope we have a repeat!
PLUS THAT JOKE AT 2:16 (above) RESULTED IN THIS REACTION: