We can't believe this happened… because now we have to write about it and now you have to read about it and we are so so so so sorry!
A 70 year-old man stuffed a 4-inch fork into his penis, and then had to have professionals remove it. Ugh.
The man was admitted to the hospital in Australia when he came in with a "bleeding urethral meatus" (which is the best metal band name ever), because he shoved a fork in there in an attempt to
Get ready, Katycats, because Momma wants to hear her kittens Roar!!!!
Katy Perry adores her faithful followers more than any other pop star in the biz, and apparently she even trusts them to make her important business decisions, LOLz!!!
It's true! She's giving her beloved Katycats loads of responsibility and asking them to vote on her next single from her forthcoming album!
So many emotions at once!
We’ve been anxiously awaiting IM5’s next single and it is worth it!
The guys get all sensitive in this new song Superman, and if we ever find out who made them this sad we will be very mad at you!
Or very grateful because otherwise we might never have gotten this beautiful ballad.
Ch-ch-check out the soulfulness (above) and let us know what you think.
Is it just us, or do One Direction and the Depp family go together like peanut butter and jelly??!
We all already know that Johnny Depp is the biggest Directioner on the planet and probably has 1D posters covering the walls of his home!
Well apparently the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree as his daughter Lily Rose is a big fan too!
Johnny's daughter recently made her way to a 1D concert, but unlike the rest of the screaming teenaged girls, she had the privilege of going backstage and meeting Harry Styles after the show!
Looks like the Depps have VIP access when it comes to One Direction!
We're not sure exactly where Johnny is, considering he's practically BFFs with the boys. Maybe he was busy camping out for the London premiere of This Is Us! LOLz!
[Image via Twitter.]
[Image via Bridow/WENN.]
Ch-ch-check out more photos of the feline femme (below)!
Until today, we were convinced that the sneak preview we got of David Beckham's H&M shoot was as hot as things could possibly get.
Because really, how could you top THIS?
But Becks absolutely crushed that sentiment with his sizzling behind the scenes footage!
And while we're crazy excited to see David's bod plastered on billboards everywhere, we’re even more excited to watch and re-watch the photo shoot (above)!
What are U waiting for? Press PLAY now!