And the pigs are flying, hell has frozen over…it's all going down!
There were rumors some time ago that Danielle Staub would return to Real Housewives of New Jersey, and you can't imagine how freakin' crushed like a juicy tomato we were when that proved false.
But fear not, Perezcious readers, the
prostitution whore clown queen b*tch is back!
Okay, she's not back on Real Housewives, but she is back on Bravo for a one-time appearance on Watch What Happens Live!
Danielle will sit down with Andy Cohen for a one-on-one interview that will likely prove to be even more AH-Mazing than Oprah's appearance. Sorry, Oprah, but this gurl is cray cray!
Her appearance will be on September 8th, and we're sure she'll say something that'll make you want to flip a table!
We'll see you on the 8th,
Gone too soon, but it seems he has left a legacy of incredible work behind for us to enjoy.
One of the last movies Cory Monteith completed before his untimely death was All The Wrong Reasons, a drama which follows the turmoil of four people's lives.
In this flick, Cory plays a square regional manager of a department store whose wife, played Karine Vanasse, is having intimacy issues following her sister's suicide. The film dives into some heavy material, like grief, depression and affairs — not really the sort of stuff we've seen Cory in before.
After seeing this trailer, we just wish we could've seen more of it.
Ch-ch-check out the trailer (above) to watch Cory in action. His delivery is more subtle, his character less "bubbly" and more mature. We can see that this was probably something he would've wanted to pursue in the future.
We're sorry he won't be able to. :(
We told you this might happen last week, but now it's official!
Our beloved Bradley Cooper will play Rocket Raccoon in Marvel's upcoming Guardians of the Galaxy!!!
Woo hoo!!! We cannot wait to see his marvel-ous man-muscles displayed on the big screen and… Wait, he's playing a raccoon?! An animated raccoon?!
Ugh!!! Nooo!! What about his biceps? What about his triceps? What about his pecs? HAS ANYONE EVEN CONSIDERED HIS SPARKLING BLUE EYES?!
We complained before that we forgot how sexy Daniel Radcliffe looked in spectacles because it's been sooooo long since he put on Harry Potter's robe and vanquished He Who Shall Not Be Named!
Mercifully, the official trailer for his new film Kill Your Darlings has arrived, so his fabulous face is free to harden the wand in our pants once more! Hooray!
After graduating Hogwarts it seems The Boy Who Lived decided to become a writer! Neat!!
In the period piece, Daniel and his perfectly coiffed hair play the famous beatnik poet Allen Ginsberg!!!
Ch-ch-check out his performance for yourself yourself…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Celebrity Big Brother UK is under way, and the biggest thing(s) anyone can really talk about right now — other than Screech being a part of the show — is Courtney Stodden's massive mammaries constantly trying to escape her clothes!
Her boobs being brand new and all, you'd think she'd want to protect them at all costs!
At the one week marker, she spent the ENTIRE day in a barely-there string bikini that left nothing to the imagination! They even float when she's in the jacuzzi!
At 19 and being famous for marrying someone while she was still a minor, we guess we support whatever makes her confident in her own skin, as long as she's happy and content with who she is!
We just wonder what Screech thinks! LOLz!
[Image via Channel 5/BBUK.]
There's a lot of attention on One Direction This is Us premiere, but don't let that make you forget about another brilliant boy band… The Wanted!!!
Tom Parker hasn't forgotten, though — he doesn't forget anything! His mind is a steel trap!
Speaking of steel, did someone steal his ice cream cone?!
Because we can't come up with any other reason why cameras should catch him looking so glum outside of Mahiki nightclub!!
He's rich, talented, has a cutey-patootie girlfriend in Kelsey Hardwick, and he just left a kick-ass club!!! He should be all smiles and waves!!!
Unless… has 1D gotten him down!?
Their feud, though inactive at the moment, still left a sour taste in some of the members' mouths… but don't fret, Tom! You're a shiny gold star all around!
[Image via Pacific Coast News.]