This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
This salty sea tale begins over one hundred years ago…
It was 1913. Europe was on the precipice of a great war, Henry Ford had just developed the first moving assembly line, and American women were still seven years away from the right to vote.
That year a German named Richard Platz scribbled a message, tucked into into a beer bottle, and flung it into the Baltic Sea.
Okay, now fast forward a century!
A fisherman named Konrad Fischer — with a name like that we're inclined to believe this was his destiny — catches something most unexpected:
A 101-year-old beer bottle containing Mr. Platz's message!
Well, at least she admitted to her crime!
This caused people to FREEEEEAAAK out.
So much so that Kim felt the need to defend herself on her blog and her defense isn't really the best we've heard…
Ouchhh! Dare we say this could be…unconscious karma for pranking this poor girl?! Lolz!
The young fashionistas took their pranking ways onto the new TBS show, Deal With It, where the two girls attempted to pull a prank on this unsuspecting lady.
Unfortunately, what they thought would evoke a HIGHlarious comment from the woman turned out to be an insult to the young ladies!
See it all go down (above)!
The late night gods have spoken!!!
And just like Nostradamus, one special pal of the Comedy Central host predicted the future announcement news!
In an interview with Vulture on Wednesday night, Jon Stewart revealed that Stephen would be perfect for the gig, and really sang his praises:
Taylor Swift seems so down to earth and friendly! She can seriously be besties with anyone!
Her newest buddy is Olympic figure skater Gracie Gold and they're so cute together — we wonder why they haven't hung out more! So… what is the dirty thing these girls ended up doing together??
But could she be the first mutant after Wolverine to get her on spinoff movie?
X-Men First Class writer Simon Kinberg thinks the Oscar-winning actress could bring it much harder in her own Mystique movie. He says: