Oh, porno parodies! You're just the gifts that keep on giving!
Wood Rocket, the pornographic production company that previously whetted your man-whistle with their super seksi flick Game of Bones, is back with another totally titillating tale of fantasy-infused f**king!
Get ready for The Knobbit! Yup, it's the age old tale of
an adventure-loving a porn-loving Hobbit Knobbit named Bilbo Dildo who leaves The Shire one day in search of excitement poontang!
Eventually Dilbo and his best bro
Gandalf Glandalf (get it? GET IT?) stumble across a creepy sexy old young cave dweller named Gollum Ball 'Em!
Ball 'Em, played by a seXXXy porn starlet named Violet Monroe, desperately craves her "precious" peen. Yeah, she goes so far as to wrap Dildo's dangling manhood in a magic c**k ring and
First Rush Limbaugh and now Bill O'Reilly?
Before getting selected as David Letterman's Late Show replacement, Stephen Colbert was called an "ideological fanatical" and a "deceiver" by Bill!
Whoa, that's a pretty wild accusation there, Bill!
Now, Bill has since calmed down his rhetoric and called Stephen an "interesting choice," but has doubted whether he can compete with
Avicii is back with a brand new… OK, not BRAND new song.
His Avicii by Avicii remix of You Make Me is kind of a stripped, economic (possibly more danceworthy?) version of the original. We'd have to say to each his own on which musical version you choose.
But we are loving this new video! A magical look at dating starring YouTube sensation Chester See? It makes us just fine!
Ch-ch-check out the video (above) for a whole new take on You Make Me!
Aww! Aren't these two the CUTEST?
Whether they're working or playing, Beyoncé & Jay Z apparently just can't get enough of one other!
According to sources, the couple is so Crazy in Love with each other that they're embarking on a massive U.S. concert tour!! Sources say the 20-stadium U.S. tour will start in June and possibly pass through NYC on
Robert Pattinson is really moving on from his Edward Cullen image!
Instead of one woman for all of eternity, he can't even stick to one woman for a whole movie!
In his second outing with Cosmopolis director David Cronenberg, RPatz is hooking up with both Mia Wasikowska and Julianne Moore!
And we've got the sexy footage to prove it!
Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to see the NSFW first trailer for Maps To The Stars!