By Odin's badass eye patch, we love this new poster for Thor: The Dark World!
In this one, we see the whole cast of characters in an epic tableau, which is very reminiscent of the old Star Wars posters of yore!
Natalie Portman's Jane Foster looks seksi in some armor, Chris Hemsworth's Thor looks like he's about to hit the world's largest nail in the head, and even Anthony Hopkins' Odin looks just about ready to eat the new villain Malekith with some fava beans (slurp!).
And, of course, there's an army of elves! And not the kind that transform a hollowed out tree into a bakery! They're dark elves! OoooO!
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How did we miss this BEFORE!!!
Really, Biebs? You must have made one fan sooo happy.
During his Tuesday night concert at Newark, NJ’s Prudential Center, Justin Bieber got up close and very personal with a particular iPhone!
That’s right, Perezcious readers. While asking his audience to kindly refrain from throwing hard objects onstage, one fan chucked an iPhone his way — but, of course, JB reacted to this by shoving the Apple tech ballz deep down his pants!
Ch-ch-check out the recorded phone-near-genitals incident around the 2:10 mark (above), then take a look at it from a different angle near the 1:15 mark…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
There are plenty of great reasons to go to a Los Angeles Dodgers game lately!
The boys in blue are playing some AMAZING baseball right now, the New York Yankees were just in town, and to top it all off, Nicole Scherzinger sang the National Anthem at last night's game!
The sexy X Factor judge made her way to Dodger Stadium, and provided the show before the show as she put her amazing vocal chords to work!
Needless to say, Nicole blew the audience away with her awesome voice!
But don't take our word for it! Check out her amazing performance for yourself …AFTER THE JUMP!!!
This well known guy sure knows how to make poopy pants look scarier than they already are!
Do you have any idea who this mega-music star with the Guy Fawkes mask is?!
We'll give you a hint. He's often found shirtless and has the abs to pull it off!
The superstar is also currently on tour and gives girls a fever every time he enters a room!
Find out who the masked man is …AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton may be open with each other in their marriage, but Miranda has allegedly dispatched spies on Blake’s tour to make sure he doesn’t act like they have an OPEN marriage!
The country couple is so supes successful that they have to spend much of their time apart touring, performing, bromancing with Adam Levine on The Voice.
Separate lives might keep Kris and Bruce Jenner’s
reality show contracts marriage together, but Miranda’s reportedly worried it could tear hers asunder.
Said a source close to the situation:
The Cleveland kidnapper Ariel Castro was back in court today for his sentencing hearing after he recently reached a plea deal last week.
Judge Michael Russo read a total of 937 charges, including those of rape, kidnapping, assault, and aggravated murder in a long and emotional morning in which Ariel apologized for his heinous crimes.
One of his victims Michelle Knight was in attendance and spoke out in response to his comments, saying: