In case you haven't seen enough of Miley Cyrus' bare bod, have no fear…
She'll be nekkid all over the newsstands now too!!!! LOLz!
Phew! We were getting so bored of the angle of Miley's unclothed tittays in Wrecking Ball! HA!
But listen up y'all! Just because Miley is rolling to her own twerkin' beat, that doesn't mean she thinks she is a black girl with a big bootay, okay???!
During her stripped sit down with Rolling Stone Magazine, Miley explained:
Former football players have a pretty impressive track record on Dancing With The Stars, but Keyshawn Johnson bucked that trend as he was the first contestant sent home last night!
The former NFL wide receiver got off to a slow start in week one, and the judges said he would definitely need to step up his game. Unfortunately, that wasn't the case as he was once again one of the low scores of the week with a score of 18, and was the first to pack his bags and go home!
Keyshawn had a difficult time juggling his dance lessons and his other job as an analyst for ESPN, and it obviously ended up costing him his spot on the show.
In past seasons, 3 former footballers have been crowned the DWTS champ and 3 have made it to the finals!
Ch-ch-check out Keyshand and Sharna Burgess' last dance (above)!
As you read this post, please keep a close eye on your sense of dignity (hold it oh, so tight) because it's about to get real weird up in here.
Rihanna was recently partying it up in Thailand, when apparently she witnessed probably the craziest, weirdest, grossest sex show of all time, ever, and anon.
Why explain it ourselves, when we can share with you Rihanna's sex show experience according to Rihanna's Twitter:
We're not going to lie.
When Britney Spears said she may bring up her son Sean Preston on stage with her when she's in Las Vegas - we got kind of excited!
We mean, Britney plus Vegas AND her sons??? That's pretty amazing!
But Brit Brit's ex hubby Kevin Federline shares joint custody with his ex wife and he apparently does NOT want their kids to show up anywhere near that Vegas stage.
Granted, he may have a point considering Vegas is the adult Disneyland, but then again, we've seen Sean Preston and Jayden James join their mommy on stage in the past, so how is this any different??
Well, K-Fed is NOT having it and when he was asked about what he thought about having lil' SP and JJ go on stage, he sarcastically replied:
We just can't get enough of hearing Katy Perry Roar!
But sometimes it's nice to turn down the volume every now and then too. Especially if that means getting all romantical! And with John Mayer firmly back in her life, romance may be just what Katy is ready for with her next single! She says:
"It's a love song and it's different from Roar — it's not eighth-notey."
Aw! We LOVE Roar! But gurl says it's worth it to slow things down. She adds of the next single
While we'd like to imagine these two were talking world political news, that's probably so not the case! LOLz!
Justin Bieber instagrammed a pic of himself and Snoop Lion chillin' like villains on Saturday, letting the photo speak for itself with no caption provided!
Was this snapshot-opp a teaser that the two are collaborating on a new song together?!
Or are they working towards full on bestie status a' la Paris and Nicole?!
Either way, we bet Snopp can teach lil' Biebs a thang or two about droppin' it like it's hot!
[Image via Instagram.]