Kanye West's $500K Infringement Lawsuit Was Thrown Out For A Reason That May Have You Questioning Our Legal System, But Not The Powers Of Yeezus
Kanye wins! Praise Yeezus, Kanye WINS!
If you're like us, you only want the best for Kanye West!
So, imagine our smiley-faced surprised when we learned Robert Poindexter's $500K infringement case against him had been dismissed!
As it turns out, a judge threw out the lawsuit because the plaintiff never served Kanye the proper paper work! So the case was “dismissed without prejudice for failure to prosecute” earlier this month!
Wow! We don't know how Kanye evaded getting served for twenty months - the dude must be a ninja - but we congratulate the new father on his legal victory!
For what it's worth, the plaintiff alleged that Kanye ripped off the R&B singer's 1972 song Trying Girls Out in his song Girls Girls Girls!
Do U think he got off too easy?!
Raise your hand if you've seen Lindsay Lohan's fur!
Um… We're talking about her missing fur coat, you sickos!
Apparently Lindz walked into New York's 1Oak club on Wednesday night wearing a $75,000 two-piece fur coat. But when she left, she only had one of the pieces on!
She realized she had left it behind and went back inside to search but her formerly-living fashion was already gone!
LiLo called everyone she was partying with but no one knew where the other half of her coat was!
The only person Lindsay says she couldn't get ahold of though was
Accused Boston Bomber Will Be Fighting For His Life In Court; Feds Announce Plans To Seek Death Penalty For Dzhokhar Tsarnaev
If the U.S. Department of Justice has its way, one of last year's Rolling Stone cover boys might be executed.
On Thursday Attorney General Eric Holder and federal prosecutors announced they were seeking the death penalty in the trail of alleged Boston Marathon bomber Dzhokhar A. Tsarnaev!
He stands accused of making homemade bombs with his now deceased brother, Tamerlan, and detonating them near the finish line of last April's Boston Marathon. The explosions killed three people and injured more than 260 others.
If the terror suspect is convicted and subsequently sentenced to death, his would be the first federal execution in over a decade and the highest profile one since Oklahoma City bomber Timothy McVeigh was given a lethal injection in 2001.
In an eight-page statement prosecutors said:
Tom Hiddleston's Latest Interview Gives Undeniable Proof That He's The Man You Should Be Fantasizing Over
How do you get to be as sexy as Tom Hiddleston? Apparently you start young!
The Thor: The Dark World star posed for pics (below) and got candid in conversation for Elle UK!
And OMG is it hot!
Tom says he started seducing the ladies in elementary school, sharing his first French kiss when he was only TEN YEARS OLD! He says:
From the guy that brought you two Radiohead videos in the late '90s comes suspense, drama, intrigue, and… ScarJo as an alien hitchhiker seductress preying on lonely Scotsmen???
Under the Skin director Jonathan Glazer latest movie and it looks marvelous! Well, marvelously creepy at least!!!
Are you frightened? Afraid this ultra-tense trailer (above) might get under your skin!
Hopefully these inspirational words from famed Scottish patriot William Wallace will grant you the courage to press PLAY:
New Lana Del Rey??
Well, not exactly new. Lana fans will notice this previously unreleased track (above) bears more than a passing resemblance to Hit & Run.
That's because Criminals Run The World was an early demo that served as a rough draft, kind of like the caterpillar that became the Hit butterfly.
It's not the incredible song it will be, but you can def see the potential - and some insight into the songwriting process.
If you haven't checked it out yet, you can also hear a rough snippet of the super seksi and still-unreleased Behind Closed Doors …AFTER THE JUMP!!!