Do you love chow me-me-me-mein?
Well, Alison Gold does!!!
Youtube has presented us with the next Rebecca Black, except instead of serenading the general public about how great Friday is, we are soothed to the lyrical mastery of how amazing Chinese Food is.
It's just… a big ball of NO.
Let's hope that Patrice Wilson, owner of Ark Music Factory and writer of this AWFUL song, is just trying to troll the internet or something and doesn't ACTUALLY think this is okay!!
Ch-ch-check out some of things we find wrong with the video…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
When Leah Remini decided to leave Scientology, she found out the hard way just how nasty breakups can get!
And although she never named her former church on DWTS, it was pretty clear who inspired her performance this week!
Leah and her partner Tony Dovolani did a contemporary dance in which the actress played a puppet who broke free from her puppeteer, and as if the idea wasn't already perfect enough, they did their routine to Katy Perry's huge hit, Roar!
The judges praised Leah for her amazing concept, however they criticized her footwork a bit and the duo earned the low score of the evening with a 22!
These two have been doing pretty well lately aside from this one tiny bump in the road, and we're sure they'll come Roar-ing back next week!
Ch-ch-check out Leah's awesome performance (above)!
Sexin' it up!!
Bruno Mars unleashed his power-packed new music video for Gorilla on Facebook today.
And if you ever wanted to see sexy ladies on top of sexy ladies on top of sexy ladies, this video is IT!!
Ch-ch-check it ouuttt (above)!!!
It's also a tutorial on how to have sex like a gorilla! Hey, ya learn something new every day. ;)
Ooo Bruno, you crooner you. Always full of surprises!
UPDATE: Whoa! We thought that stripper was familiar! It's Freida Pinto — bangin' bod, gurrrl!
See girls! You don't have to wait for the man of your dreams to come hit on you!
Just ask Naomi Watts!
She took matters into her own hands after spotting seksi Liev Schreiber eight years ago while the two were both attending the Metropolitan Museum of Art's Costume Institute Gala!
Naomi says after meeting Liev, she was hoping he would be the one to ask for her phone number. The Oscar-nominee explained:
She may be in London, but seems like Brit's got Vegas on her mind!
Britney Spears hopped on a double-decker bus during her London promo tour on Tuesday, and was interviewed by different media outlets as the bus roamed around the city.
The 31-year-old (who just revealed her upcoming album title!) brought some Sin City glitz with her sequined-lapel white blazer, which she wore over a silk top and dark wash skinnies.
It was a nice change of pace from the all-black looks she rocked yesterday, but the fold-over nude booties were a jarring addition.
And she was so close to getting it perfect! Gah!
At least her hair and makeup were looking FAB! Loving the smokey eyes and subtle bronzer, Brit!
[Image via GF/BauerGriffinOnline.]
Aww, gurl, why so serious??
Ellen Pompeo was spotted leaving the movies in El Lay with her hubby Chris Ivery and they definitely didn't look happy!
Did you two go and see Gravity and it left you with a mind
f*ck full of emotions??
Because that's what happened to US when we saw it, so we totally understand if that's the cause of your distress!
We hope the worry IS for that and not anything having to do with Grey's Anatomy and all the honest and truthful interviews Ellen has been giving about the hit tv show!
You two look like you should go home and cuddle Stella and her new puppy!!
P.S. Don't forget to ch-ch-check out our gallery celebrating 10 seasons of Grey's!!! CLICK HERE to see it!
[Image via ROLO/AKM-GSI.]
zOMGGG!!! He’s a Daddy’s Boy already!
Josh Duhamel is taking to fatherhood like a fish to water! He was born to do this!
The new papa took Axl out on Sunday to Fergie's family Ferguson Crest winery (uuhhh, how nice!), but the little guy wasn’t too impressed. Josh said:
“I'd prefer a nice bottle of milk.”
The source of that milk is definitely a magical place — aka Fergie’s tata’s! Ha!
But srsly, we can’t get enough of this! And is it us, or do men just look hotter with their children?!
[Image via Instagram.]