It's official, folks!

There's ALWAYS money in the banana stand, and now, apparently, there will ALWAYS be new episodes of Arrested Development for you to watch on Netflix, once the gone-too-soon comedy is revived for a brand new season!

And we now know for CERTAIN when our beloved Bluth family will be back…and it's SO SOON you guys!

Like Sunday, May 26th SOON!

On top of that, it's also been formally announced that following much speculation, the revival will have 15 FULL EPISODES, all of which will be available SIMULTANEOUSLY!

Yeah! Who else is feeling dizzy with excitement, much like Liza Minnelli vertigo-prone Lucille 2?!

Ted Sarandos, Chief Content Officer for Netflix, says in a statement:

WHAT IS THIS BLASPHEMY?!

Queen Madonna is currently in Malawi visiting the ten "schools" that she helped build with an organization called BuildOn, but it seems that there is a discrepancy over WHAT type of educational construction Madonna actually put in place!

Originally, Her Madgesty had reportedly planned on creating a multi-million dollar girls academy, but then instead decided to invest in ten "school" blocks.

BUT, are these buildings actually SCHOOLS?!

Not according to Malawi's Education Minister Eunice Kazembe!

Kazembe recently stated:

The more we know about the circumstances surrounding Michael Jackson's death, the more we mourn for such a tragedy that could have totally been prevented.

According to Sharon Osbourne, AEG executives told her MJ wasn't well enough to perform during rehearsals for his upcoming world tour.

The fiery rock matriarch told her audience on The Talk:

She's almost six months pregnant, but can you even tell?!

Kate Middleton brought unimaginable joy to the lives of the Scottish people during a visit to the country's Emirates Arena in Glasgow on Thursday.

Wearing an appropriately Scottish-looking tartan Moloh fit-and-flare coat over black tights and boots, the Countess of Strathearn (Kate's official title in Scotland) took some time to talk to babies and their moms before taking a tour of the arena.

The coat did an excellent job of hiding Kate's baby bump, which still resembles a food baby more than an actual baby!

When will she start showing for real?!

SRSLY, though, her maternity style is perfect — totally chic and appears to be comfy as well!

Brava, Kate!

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Strip those clothes off, lather up, and prepare to THROW DOWN…

Cause you're about to get in the middle of a moist, naked, shower BRAWL between late night TV hosts Chelsea Handler and Conan O'Brien!!

Experience the delicious dick-slapping action (above)!

We wonder if this HIGHlarious video is a subtle dig courtesy of Conan about his brief time as Tonight Show host?!

He DID supposedly helm the show from the same studio that Mz. Handler films Chelsea Latley, and the video comes directly after NBC's announcement that Jimmy Fallon is taking over as Tonight Show's main man for Jay Leno!

Hmmm…

Well whatever the reasons are behind this glorious sketch, we're eternally thankful!

Ch-ch-check out some snaps of the nude, crude incident (below), and then laugh at some sweet bloopers …AFTER THE JUMP!!!