Looks like Queen Madge has her own royal scepter…in the form of a penis shaped bong!
Madonna fielded questions from fans on Reddit in an extremely candid Ask Me Anything session, including one query asking her about the best gift she received for her birthday:
Charlie Sheen is the President of the United States and he wants Mel Gibson DEAD!
Umm, sold! This flick is going to be AWESOME!
But wait, Machete Kills gets even better!
Before Danny Trejo can get close enough to Mel to chop his head off (Machete's specialty, as evidenced in the trailer) he has to go through the Gibson army of girls including Sofia Vergara!
Get on their bad side and they'll whip out their tittays and rapid fire your ass to pieces!
The B-movie homage also stars Vanessa Hudgens, Amber Heard, Cuba Gooding Jr., Michelle Rodriguez and Jessica Alba!
Ch-ch-check out the blood bath in the new NSFW trailer for this seXXXy sequel! (above)
Wow! This is truly a step in the right direction!
Pope Francis, who just might be the coolest Pope EVER, is once again discussing his own views on gays, and we're pretty stoked to hear what he had to say!
When asked if he approved of homosexuality or not, Pope Francis replied:
Does anyone happen to know what the opposite of "JEAH!" is? Because that's the only way we can express the sadness we are feeling over this devastating news!
Ryan Lochte's far too short-live reality series What Would Ryan Lochte Do? is officially coming to an end as E! has confirmed they will be canceling the show!
And when we say short-lived, we mean it!
The series only lasted one season which consisted of 8 Jeah!-filled episodes! However, the show failed to bring in the ratings and averaged about 440,000 total viewers despite its Sunday time slot!
The network hasn't closed the doors working with the Olympic gold-medalist again in the future though, BUT it looks like our dreams of a second season have officially been dashed!
So now the real question is, what will Ryan Lochte do? Whatever it is, we hope it involves Speedos.
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- Lorde's tweet after Royals hits #1 on iTunes and the reaction she got from Miley Cyrus' fans!
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Earlier, we listed all the ways that Cher was a badass and included one reason was the fact that she turned down an opportunity to be an ambassador and perform during the 2014 Winter Olympics in Russia!
We all know that the passion behind that was because of Russia's backwards anti-gay laws, too! And now, know we know more about why she made her decision.
Here's what she said about the decision to decline:
Are you hiding a baby bump under those layers, Jennifer Aniston?!
We know your rep denied your reported pregnancy, but this outfit is driving us insane with skepticism!
The massive shapeless ensemble is totes not helping the 44-year-old dispel any "with baby" rumors!
Jenny appeared to be in good spirits, though, as she left Cecconi's Restaurant in West Hollywood last night, carrying a huge Burton gift bag.
We can't help but wonder what's inside!!!
Is it a baby snow board? Little booties for the chilly weather in Aspen?
Or maybe it's just some new gear for her adventurous fiancé Justin Theroux!
Either way, we'd love to sneak a peek at the present! Ha!
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