How's this for irony? Red Lobster, much like the delicious crustaceans it cooks for its customers on a daily basis, is in BOILING hot water!
greatest largest seafood chain might be closing it's doors for good!
Ugh! We wish this were a fish tale, but it's true!
Darden, the parent company that owns Red Lobster, is in the middle of a fiscal meltdown that will apparently require it to either close down all 705 of its iconic restaurants or at least sell/spin them off!
Noo!! This is an unimaginable blow to our
Even Emma Stone likes lobster (above)!
Darden also owns
You gotta fight!
For your right!
To haaaaaaaaate people… wait, what?!
No, those aren't the original lyrics that the Beastie Boys had in mind but they do pretty much sum up one man’s lawsuit against A&E and President Barack Obama!
Chris Sevier is NOT happy that his hero Phil Robertson has been suspended from Duck Dynasty. Sevier, who is a self-proclaimed member of Robertson’s church, is filing a federal case against A&E for taking away his right to hate homosexuals!
Okie dokie. Seems like an open and shut case to us!
Sevier has put together 91 pages of “evidence” (mostly just religious literature and quotes from scripture) and argues that by suspending Robertson, A&E is taking away
Katy Perry and John Mayer may bake their own popovers at home, but when they're on tour they don't have the luxury of time.
So what luxuries do they have? The couple's riders, the clauses in their contracts that detail all the amenities they have to have on hand at their hotel, have been revealed!
So what kind if diva demands do they have? Only green M&Ms? Exotic fish tanks? Sudoku with no 3s?
Actually, John's rider shows him to be a pretty simple guy. Here's his entire list:
Does it get any sweeter than this??
We could get a cavity just by looking at Ariana Grande’s February issue of Teen Vogue! LOLz!
The maybe single singer kept it casual on the cover, donning a multi-colored, striped frock with an adorbz Cult Gaia gray headband accenting her signature half-up, half-down 'do.
We’re definitely getting a Brigitte Bardot vibe from this — we lurve it, don't you!?!
And the inside pages are just as fresh, with Ariana completely embracing her sex-kitten appeal!
In one shot, she’s pretty in pink with her Mother of Pearl shirt over a seksi Victoria’s Secret Designer Collection bralette and Milo skirt.
Then in the next, she’s sporting an edgier look with a Macy’s pink and black polka-dotted tee, black skirt, and daggerish Lyra Love Star earrings. FAB!
Ch-ch-check out the rest of the spread and even some BTS pics in the gallery (below)!
[Image via Teen Vogue.]
Is this like, a new record??
We've never heard of a viral video turned children's book reach number one so quickly!!
It's been about two weeks since Ylvis released their children's book titled What Does The Fox Say and they've gone straight to number one!
In just one week, the publisher announced that The Fox sold over 60,000 units in stores and there are now 300,000 copies in print!
Three. Hundred. Thousand. Can you believe that?!
That's definitely an AH-MAY-ZING feat for the Norwegian brothers!
Bard and Vegard Ylvisaker are going to go down in history as the brothers whose viral video and song sold over thousands of children's books and took over the world for a brief period of time!
Congrats on all the success, boys!
[Image via Barnes & Noble.]
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