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Heidi Klum BROKE UP With Her Bodyguard BF! Get Deets On Heidi's Hot New Single Status HERE!

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Auf Wiedersehen, Martin Kirsten!

According to Heidi Klum's friends, the gorgeous German supermodel dropped her bodyguard boyfriend like a bad habit bratwurst a couple weeks back!

Martin and the 40-year-old femme fatale started dating a few months after she filed for divorce from Seal, but it's looks like their love wasn't meant to last!

Though this relationship might go down in the record books as a long, drawn out rebound, it sounds like they shared some good times between them. More so, Heidi's besties assure us there aren't any hard feelings!

One revealed:

Chris Hemsworth Whips Out His Foot-Long Hammer For Tokyo! Check Out The Thor: The Dark World Premiere Photos HERE!

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Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of…Chris Hemsworth!

Chris took out his big, rock hard hammer for his adoring fans at the Tokyo premiere of Thor: The Dark World yesterday! It's so big he could barely grip it with one hand!

The guy dressed up behind him as Captain America would totally join the Avengers with him, and probably do anything to have Chris enter his rainbow bridge!

SRSLY these fans were pretty lucky Loki to get so close to this god among men!

Likewise, we bet it was tough for them to say sayonara to this Norse force of nature!

[Image via Kento Nara/Future Image/WENN.]

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Nasty Taco Bell Fart Turns Into Romantic Missed Connection On Craigslist

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We'd call this heartwarming, but that would mean the heat doing the heartwarming would be coming from a jean-melting fart sooo… maybe we'll just call it 'fartwarming!'

LOLz!

The scene: A Taco Bell in Columbus, OH.

The players: Two people, one missed connection.

The catalyst: A MASSIVE, GAG-INDUCING FART!

The story is as old as time — a woman lets loose a nose-stinging fart, which a man inhales with gusto. The problem is,

This is the story of how a Taco Bell fart made one man fall in love!
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